Okay, we can't make this stuff up! Coming soon to a calm body of water near you, the Hot Tub Boat! With a capacity of 6 people (8 at the dock, but wouldn't that just defeat the whole purpose?), this baby can make between 4 and 6 knots on it's "almost silent" electric motor.
Each hot tub boat comes equipped with built in dry storage and not one, but TWO coolers! And, we're assured that they are fully compliant with all Coast Guard standards and all the other bureaucratic BS that you've got to go through to get a boat license. Still, I can't wait to see the look on the bureaucrat's bovine visage when I tell him, her or it (with bureaucrats, it's often hard to tell) just exactly WHAT I'm getting the license sticker for.
So, yeah...a floating hot tub! Who comes up with this stuff? And, why didn't we have this idea YEARS ago?
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