Sweet thing Kara Mynor likes her teddys and her toys!  Oh, boy, does she like her toys!

With her nubile, smooth body and full lips, she's certainly got what it takes to enjoy both the lingerie and the girl herself.  So, wonder which one she likes best?  And, as always, the complete set is available in the House of Libido store at Images4Sale.com.

Hot Tub Boats--No, Really!

Okay, we can't make this stuff up!  Coming soon to a calm body of water near you, the Hot Tub Boat!  With a capacity of 6 people (8 at the dock, but wouldn't that just defeat the whole purpose?), this baby can make between 4 and 6 knots on it's "almost silent" electric motor.

Each hot tub boat comes equipped with built in dry storage and not one, but TWO coolers!  And, we're assured that they are fully compliant with all Coast Guard standards and all the other bureaucratic BS that you've got to go through to get a boat license.  Still, I can't wait to see the look on the bureaucrat's bovine visage when I tell him, her or it (with bureaucrats, it's often hard to tell) just exactly WHAT I'm getting the license sticker for.

So, yeah...a floating hot tub!  Who comes up with this stuff?  And, why didn't we have this idea YEARS ago?

Amber and Sharon: Girl Party

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Rather than Give Up for Lent, why not Get...a Tattoo!

Yes, yes, yes, we realize that it's traditional during Lent to give up something.  (Happy belated Mardi Gras, btw.)  Still, the Ecclesia Church in Houston, TX has come up with a novel way to present the Stations of the Cross in a new, unique fashion:  via tattoos.

The Church's Stations on Skin will open tomorrow night, and display 10 of the 14 Stations (several of the 'Jesus Falls' are combined into one Station) as newly-created tattoo art.

Photo by erickayne.com

What can we say, other than that we admire the sentiment.  Plus, we can really appreciate well-designed tattoos, expertly applied.

It certainly shows more devotion that our typical Lenten sacrifice of naked bungee jumping....

So, Good On Them!

Kylie Wilde is Wide Open

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First Miley Cyrus, now...Justin Bieber?

Yep, it finally had to happen.  According to this compilation of Hollywood Ink, Justin (now at the ripe old age of 16) recently got a small bird tattooed near his hip.  Reportedly, he did ask for (and receive) parental permission.  Apparently, the symbol of the bird has special meaning to the Bieber family.

Image courtesy of MTV

No, this is NOT a picture of Justin's fegaleh.  This is actually a picture of young Mr. Bieber sporting a faux Mike Tyson facial tat.  Still, we think it's a good look for Justin.

Now, who can argue that tattoos aren't mainstream?

Alexia Milano and the Alien Probes

Our good friends at SciFiFetish.com sent us these samples from their photo shoot of Alexia Milano.  Poor Alexia--kidnapped by Aliens and subjected to repeated probing with their fiendish devices!

We'd worry, but we're pretty sure that she enjoyed it.  You can find the entire set, including the stills that are too intense for Blogger, in the House of Libido store at Images4Sale.com.

More Ink for Miley

Our favorite Wild Child, Miley Cyrus, has just added to her ink.

Her newest tattoo, 'Love never Dies', was recently placed at Studio City Tattoo.  Ms. Cyrus showed up with her current beau, Liam Hemsworth, to have the work done.

This makes 12--yep, twelve--tats that the nineteen year old has (see the article for a listing).

Darenzia: Pretty in Purple

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More on the Pussy Tattoo

Yesterday we posted a bit about Timur Rimut, who tattooed his hairless cat across the chest.  Now comes the expected outrage from the usual suspects.

Apparently the Mirror (UK) has decided to style Mr. Rimut the 'Cruel Timur Rimut' for the heinous act of tattooing his hairless feline with 'Carpe Diem', and having the whole thing filmed and posted on YouTube.  The 'helpless muggy' is now 'branded for life'

And so, despite the fact that the actual tattooing was done under anesthesia (note the endotrachial, or breathing, tube in some of the photos in the article) with a Vet standing by, the reviews have been scathing!

Never let it be said that the House of Libido supports cruelty to animals; despite the fact that some of us (this poster) HATES cats (as in, the best thing to do with them is a zipper-lock baggie and six months in a deep freeze).  From what little we've been able to discover, steps were taken to minimize the animal's discomfort throughout the actual tattooing, and presumably the aftercare and recovery phases.  It just doesn't make sense to us that anybody loony enough (sorry, Timur, your naked rat cat is just butt ugly) to love his cat that much wouldn't want it to suffer...so good on you for that!

We really don't see the difference between a carefully-done tattoo (which this seems to have been), and, say, bobbing the tails of some species just because tradition says they should be bobbed.

Smart money says that the cat, once it realizes just what it has, will be totally insufferable about it.  After all, it's still a cat!

No One Expects...the Food Police!

This one was just too outrageously weird NOT to post:  a 4 year old girl in North Carolina was told that her salami & cheese on wheat and apple juice 'did not meet the [school's] necessary guidelines'.  So, the Food Police sent her to the school cafeteria for lunch.

Guess what she got there?  Chicken nuggets (parts is parts, remember that one?), sweet potato, bread and milk.  So...deep-fried pasteurized process chicken-derived food substance, starch, starch and moo juice.  Hardly an improvement, if you ask us.

So, why does this have us up in arms at the House of Libido?  Because this is just one symptom of the creeping nanny-ism that is destroying the Republic.  If a mother isn't allowed to decide what to feed her little girl (and it seems that this mom is working hard to teach her child about good choices), then we've truly lost the battle for freedom and individuality.

Look at it this way:  as soon as They completely lock down what we put into our bodies, how long will it be before They begin regulating what we put ON our bodies?  Want to have a tongue ring?  No, sorry, that might chip a tooth.  Face tattoo?  No, those are distracting; you might cause someone to have an accident while looking at your ink.  Tattoo 'down there'?  Oh, no!  It might get infected, or some such rot.

Foolish, you say?  Well, read about young Miss Jazlyn and the Case of the Inadequate Sandwich here.  Then, decide for yourself.

A different kind of pussy tattoo

Here at the House of Libido, a 'pussy tattoo' almost always refers to the (human) vaginal area; it's something that we are quite familiar with.  However, in Russia, that may not always be the case, as described here.

Apparently, Timur Rimut of Tatarstan not only loves his tats, but also his cat.  So, he had the cat put under anesthesia and gave his cat the same tattoo he proudly bears:  "Carpe Diem".  Kudos to him for being considerate of the cat's health and well-being.

Some men just really love their pussy, don't they?

Okay, that was bad.  But, it had to be done.  Let's just move on, shall we?

BTW, if you'd like to see a different kind of pussy tattoo, we highly recommend MyTattooGirls.com.

MacKayla and her teddy

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Aaliyah Brown: In the Studio

Luscious chocolate dream Aaliyah Brown came into the studio to do some recording.  Yeah, that idea lasted about two minutes.  Before we knew it, off came the clothes and out came the tongue...and in Part 2 (not shown here), the glass dildo.  But, we'll let you see for yourself; the complete 2-part collection is available at the House of Libido store on Images4Sale.com.