No One Expects...the Food Police!

This one was just too outrageously weird NOT to post:  a 4 year old girl in North Carolina was told that her salami & cheese on wheat and apple juice 'did not meet the [school's] necessary guidelines'.  So, the Food Police sent her to the school cafeteria for lunch.

Guess what she got there?  Chicken nuggets (parts is parts, remember that one?), sweet potato, bread and milk.  So...deep-fried pasteurized process chicken-derived food substance, starch, starch and moo juice.  Hardly an improvement, if you ask us.

So, why does this have us up in arms at the House of Libido?  Because this is just one symptom of the creeping nanny-ism that is destroying the Republic.  If a mother isn't allowed to decide what to feed her little girl (and it seems that this mom is working hard to teach her child about good choices), then we've truly lost the battle for freedom and individuality.

Look at it this way:  as soon as They completely lock down what we put into our bodies, how long will it be before They begin regulating what we put ON our bodies?  Want to have a tongue ring?  No, sorry, that might chip a tooth.  Face tattoo?  No, those are distracting; you might cause someone to have an accident while looking at your ink.  Tattoo 'down there'?  Oh, no!  It might get infected, or some such rot.

Foolish, you say?  Well, read about young Miss Jazlyn and the Case of the Inadequate Sandwich here.  Then, decide for yourself.